The Best Of 2007: Rev Dave Ciancio

Top 10 Albums
1. Clutch – From Beale Street To Oblivion
2. Funeral For A Friend – Tales Don’t Tell Themselves
3. Greg Giraldo – Good Day to Cross A River
4. Jimmy Eat World – Chase This Light
5. Minus The Bear – Planet of Ice
6. Mustache! – Babes Say The Hottest Things
7. Shadows Fall – Threads Of Life
8. Sherwood – A Different Light
9. The End – Elementary
10. Thursday – Kill The House Lights

Greg Giraldo rocked 2007 because:
Greg GeraldoI wish I had the ability to harness my anger into a money making scheme like telling jokes. Unfortunately I would sound just like Greg. So I’ll let him take the glory while I go back to inventing a cake the blows itself out.

Favorite thing of the year? BRAWNDO! Its what plants crave!!!!!!!

What did you wish you did more of in 2007? While impersonating Will Smith, rob a small bank in a ghost town. While escaping in a bright orange Studebaker, pick up a pack of hitch hiking alpacas on their way to Pakistan for purple pancake syrup. Upon completing the mission, use the money to Free Willy and take him out to a full meal at Willy’s California style burritos and eat a Willy Wonka chocolate bar for dessert. Once our bellies were full, I would drop him off at the hotel of his choosing and carry on with my mission to create a time machine. Upon completion return to the dawn of time where I will make a movie predicting the first ice age thus beating Al Gore to the Nobel Peace Prize. When I return to the current time, I will use the rest of the money to melt the remaining polar ice caps to fund the first global completely organic snocone distribution company serving flavors whose are best described by their actual name, like orange.

What are you looking forward to in 2008? Using a Delorean instead of the Studebaker. Might as well kill 2 cars with one stone.

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  1. Rev January 4, 2008 at 6:53 pm #

    I resemble that remark!

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